
Snakes Alive!
I was observing a group Yellow-billed Magpies and trying to get a few photos. So I thought that I would sit down under this large Cottonwood and wait for them to settle down. As I sat there watching, and listening to the dry cottonwood leaves rustling in the breeze, I must have dozed off and began dreaming of poisonous serpents. Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes to be exact; they were all around me, dozens of them. Everywhere there were snakes; I looked over at some rocks in the grass and they became a pile of slithering serpents.
I was in an absolute panic; and then I had a “brilliant” idea! One at a time I began to take pictures of them, capturing them in digital form on my four gigabyte memory card. Sure enough, with each shot a rattler would disappear. But wait, the electronic time delay between photos was taking way too long; surely they would soon overwhelm me! Alas, I finally awoke escaping a gruesome fate; and found, to my shocked surprise, an empty memory card.